Welcome to the Electronic Physician!

The Electronic Physician is a simple expert system that will attempt to diagnose medical problems by asking you a series of yes/no questions. It now contains almost 600 queries and diagnosis.

NOTE: The Electronic Physician is no substitute for a real doctor. Don't get upset if its prognosis is serious, because it's a very primitive system and often totally wrong. On the other hand, don't put off going to a doctor becuase it said nothing is wrong with you. In summary, don't take it seriously, and don't try to sue me, because all you'd end up with is a clunky old 486 and a beat-up Volvo, which would be hardly worth it since I would then have to blow up your and your lawyer's respective homes.

Click on any of the following categories to start the diagnosis: